Someone stole my crappy laptop. I mean... it was already broken as it is... but did they really have to steal a crappy one? If you're gonna take something, might as well take something nice. Leave my "Britney" alone.
I hope you get elecrtocuted trying to hold in that loose adaptor to the power supply. Other than that, the battery lasts about 7 minutes... 8 if you're really lucky.
I HATE YOU!